Her only weakness? Kabbalah
In 1997, at a Titanic-themed party in San Luis Obispo, Madonna tried to seduce me. She asked me what I would do if she put her hand down my pants. I said it depended on what she planned to do once inside my pants, then I asked her to stop fingering my asshole. She told me she wanted to make pasty, socially awkward, freakishly strong babies with me. That’s when I brought out the Zohar.
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